| | You are of the opinion that Big Brother runner-up Helen Adams resembles a bad oil painting of the back end of a bus. How do you describe her? |
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| | | Hummana-hummana-hah |
| | | Bootylicious |
| | | Courtney-Loveable |
| | | Butters |
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| | Your 10-year-old son has just completed his Pokemon card collection. How do you congratulate him? |
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| | | Fab! |
| | | You gonk! |
| | | Wix! |
| | | That's pants! |
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| | In a sudden image-change, one of your work colleagues has taken to sporting absurd and expensive designer clothes. What do you say to them? |
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| | | You look a right Trev, you gonk |
| | | Whazzup? |
| | | Your new threads are really sick |
| | | How oudish |
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| | Someone accuses you falsely of queue-jumping at the supermarket check-out. How do you brush them off? |
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| | | Talk to someone who cares, daddio! |
| | | You don't, but you do think of an amazingly witty and cutting put-down, on your way home 20 minutes later |
| | | Talk to the hand! |
| | | Talk to the elbow! |
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| | You receive an unexpected bonus in this month's pay packet. What do you exclaim? |
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| | | Savage! |
| | | Radical! |
| | | Lush! |
| | | Awesome! |
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| | What does "crovey" mean? |
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| | | Someone who tries too hard to be cool |
| | | Hopelessly unfashionable |
| | | Really cool |
| | | Someone who, annoyingly, always comes top of the class |
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| | You are with a friend who is being ridiculed for wearing really bad trainers, by some scary-looking teenagers. What do you say to save face? |
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| | | [To the kids]: What are you on about? This brand is all the rage on the Berlin gabba techno scene |
| | | [To the kids]: Actually, Asda does loads of designer gear, you know |
| | | [To your friend]: Yeah, where did you get those naff trainers from? |
| | | [To your friend]: Well they do ming, you baphead |
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| | Your eight-year-old daughter says to you: "You're really deep." How do you respond? |
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| | | You send her to her room and stop her pocket money |
| | | "Safe" |
| | | You fling your arms around her, sobbing with gratitude to receive such a ringing endorsement |
| | | "I think you're brill too, sweetums" |
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